Luscious Johnson

Luscious Johnson

  • Rank: VICE PRESIDENT
  • Angel: Ezdsos
  • Astrology: 181’ – 190’ ARIES (Day)
  • Calendar: March 21-30
  • Tarot: TWO OF WANDS
  • Planet: SOL
  • Metal: GOLD

The seventy third spirit in this order is Luscious Johnson. He is a second rate vice president, and appears at fabulous parties and barmitzvahs causing much embarassment and awkwardness. So second rate is Luscious Johnson that Solomon refused to bottle him in his famous brass vessel. He gives understanding to shit nobody cares about, and is a great finder of hidden liquor and conversation stoppers. He is of the order of D List Spirits, and would not be known at all except for his disastrous appearance on the reality show Zogging with the Astrophages and the amazing size of his Schaelod Kryl. He rules over two legions of spirits.

  • Composed by Reinink Tardieu, the Self Originate

Luscious Johnson

Sealed Texts of the Sundered Age Sakla