Sealed Texts of the Sundered Age
Jericus Chastity is the greatest neopaladin and monotheist rocker to have ever lived, and is a posthumously cannonized neognostic saint. As a peasant boy born on Hardon III Jericus led the Abstinance Revolution to victory with his radical rebranding of prudery and sexual repression as cool and chic, nearly causing the extinction of life on that solitary continent. Not content to make life boring for the animal kingdom Jericus eventually expanded his crusade, declaring war on plants breeding out of wedlock before ultimately meeting his demise at the hands of an isosceles nest.
Despite Chastity’s fervent following among horticulturalists, middle aged womn, and prudes a great deal of his work was locked away after listening to Chastity’s records backwards led directly to historian Hri-fu Legemet’s unfortunate castration.
- Composed by Reinink Tardieu, the Self Originate